The most popular topic to hit OOB in years....The Out of Bounds Man laws! As you know we're in a NO-Straw Zone....
1) No straws (unless you're in the car) and definitely no cocktail straws! Be a man!
2) No fruity drinks - unless you're on water. And no garnish left on the glass. Take the orange slice off the rim of your glass (this includes lemons, limes, etc)
3)It's the Guys room - not the 'little boys room'.....hearing that makes me think I need to call the cops on your lame ass.
4) Red Meat cooked: Guys it's absolutely imperative that we eat steak medium or less. I would prefer this law @ Med-rare or less, but I'm making an exception b/c of my good friend and collegue Michael Wallace (who's with the Miami Herald).
5) NO TANK TOPS! Enough said.
6) Rose/White Zin - please don't let me or an Out of Bounds fan see this.
7) Hotdog loaded with onions, mustard & chili - when you're at the ballgame and some nucklehead decides to give himself a heart-attack....ask him to move over a section or he has to buy you bear all night - like I need to smell that for 9 innings
8) Jerseys - this has been debated to no end. I think Jerseys should be put up around the age of 15 (so does Mark, who calls in). But, some have lobbyed for a 30 years old max (only on game day). Done, but could be amended.
9) Under Armour - Guys...wear it to the gym, not to lunch or to meet the guys or honey for a cocktail.
There will be more coming....got to get to the studio!
Bo
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4 comments:
Got to be able to wear your jersey on GameDay ... especially at your own hizzle! This doesn't break the man-law, and should be amended.
You have to admit, it takes a real man to rip off an idea from a beer commercial and OWN IT! Nothing can stop OOB! NOTHING!
WOOOO HOGAN!
mail150media, those Miller man law beer commercials are awesome but OOB/Mississippi sports fans should have our own man laws.
berin, any grown man referring to his house as his hizzle should be a violation of man law.
1) no straws are a good idea, but i'm a registered cluts so i got to have my straw at a restaurant
2) what is rose/white zin?
3) Jerseys, well, thats just a true sports fan of any age but only at home or at the game and only if you attend pretty much all the games. that or are under the age of 18.
4) on the red meat thing, i gotta disagree. a man should get his steak anyway he damn well wants it. and with a beer, not wine (i personally think drinking wine other than with your wife for one of them "special" occasions should be a violation of man law).
5) the hot dog one is just funny but would definitely be appreciated, especially if down wind. although if you can't eat a hotdog loaded with onions and mustard and chili at the game, where can you eat it.
rose/white zinfendel its wine.
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